ABC News: Top Stories

• Sitdown or Smackdown? Dems Scramble to Avoid Brokered Convention 
  Party seeks to avoid a showdown in a modern equivalent of a smoke-filled room.
• Spain's Socialists Win Re-Election 
  Spain's Ruling Socialists Win General Election in Endorsement of Program of Social Change
• Studies: Iraq Costs US $12B Per Month 
  Studies: Iraq War Will Cost $12 Billion Per Month in 2008, Tripling Rate of War's Early Years
• AP Probe Finds Drugs in Drinking Water 
  AP IMPACT: Pharmaceuticals Found in Drinking Water, Affecting Wildlife and Maybe Humans
• Mom of Auburn Slaying Suspect Apologizes 
  Mother of Man Charged in Auburn University Student Death Offers Apology to Victim's Family

   

Bloomberg: Financial News

• ADV: Le PCC: Podcast de la Cabane au Canada 
  Le PCC vous emmène en balade dans Montréal et parfois un peu plus loin...
• Bank of Communications Chairman Says HSBC Applied to Raise Stake to 40% 
• Bank of Communications Chairman Says HSBC Applied to Raise Stake to 40% 
• Bank of Communications Chairman Jiang Says HSBC Has Applied to Raise Stake 
• Carlyle Capital Says Lenders May Already Have Sold Collateral Backing Debt 
• HSBC Shares Increase in Hong Kong as Investors Judge Losses are Overdone 

   

The Atlantic (free articles feed)

• The Angriest Man In Television 
• The Night Shift 
• Penetrating the Great Firewall 
• The Case for Mr. Not-Quite-Right 
• One Nation, Under Gods 
• Crossers 

   

Counterpunch

• Uri Avnery: "Kill A Hundred Turks and Rest": The Five-Day War in Gaza 
• Col. Dan Smith: Scoring the "Surge" and What Lies Beyond 
• R.F. Blader: Why "Lock Them Up and Throw Away the Key" is Losing its Sheen 
• Michael Neumann: The One-State Illusion: More is Less 
• Bob Fitrakis and Harvey Wasserman: Did the Republicans Give Hillary Her Victory in Ohio? 
• James J. Brittain: Anti-Uribe Protests in Colombia and the World 

   

Joke of the Day

• Donkey and Onion 
  What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to…
• Under the Influence 
  A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed…
• Irish Pub Sausage 
  Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only…
• Babe-raham Lincoln 
  An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered…
• My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player 
  A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What…
• Animal Wackiness 
  What's the easiest way to put a giraffe in a fridge? By opening the door and putting it in.

   

HumorInk

• 02/29/2008: Accomplishment. 
• 02/28/2008: ation. 
• 02/26/2008: I.O.U. 
• 02/22/2008: Sub prez. 
• 02/21/2008: McCain missiled. 

   

Suck.com

• 1999-03-08: House Divided · The battle for the soul of the GOP and other nonsense 
• 1999-03-05: Urban Hipsters · Little, Yellow, Different 
• 1999-03-04: Hit & Run CLXVIII · eBay's Achilles' heel, appleimac.com, Ebert's new partner, and the long arm of Suck 

   

Ultimate Sports Feed

• Ducks: Giguere continues to stand strong 
  The News Jean-Sebastien Giguere stopped 20 of 21 shots as he helped lead the Ducks to a 3-1 win over…
• Avs can't solve Turco, Stars 
• Ducks down Habs for 7th straight 
• Forsberg (groin injury) sits out for Avalanche 
  Colorado Avalanche center Peter Forsberg missed Sunday night's game against the Dallas Stars with a groin injury. He was listed…
• Sharks win their ninth straight 
• Crosby's Pens pull away from Ovechkin's Caps